This is a country song about a love burnt out over time like a candle. This story starts with a young boy. This boy fell in love with a beautiful programming language. The boy grew into a man, becoming more and more cynical over time. Eventually he lost his way and his first love.
Oh, Internet Explorer, your quirkiness was terrible and atractively simple. Developing for IE felt like riding your bicylce through a giant mud puddle. It was awesome when you made it through. It was messy as hell when you got stuck.